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Full Time Novelist (part time researcher)

18 Feb

I made a HUGE decision yesterday, which is a bit of a big deal not just because of its HUGENESS but also because I am a typical indecisive wishy washy Libran. Leave me alone – I really believe in all that stuff! Okay, just a little bit – but don’t tell my husband as he thinks it’s all nonsense.

Over the last few years there has been much gnashing of teeth and moaning on at my husband about the fact that I’d rather be writing books than working at my often tiresome ‘day’ job as a researcher (it’s not all bad – I work from home which is pretty good if you like that sort of thing, which I very much do) but boring fiscal stuff like having to pay a mortgage, buy food and pay bills meant that I couldn’t just jack it all in and do as I please. It’s been miserable though and there have been weeks on end when I’ve really struggled to find the time to write because the demands of work and family life were far too great to be surmounted.

Well, those days are seemingly over. Temporarily at least. The fact is that for the last few months, I have been making twice as much money from selling my books as I have been from plodding away at the researching and as it seems madness to invest more time in the thing that I enjoy least and now apparently get paid less for, from now on I am swapping things around and being a full time novelist and very part time researcher.

This is a bit exciting really for all sorts of reasons but mostly because dreary people often go to great lengths to inform me that it is impossible to make any sort of living from writing books and especially not *gasp* *clutch those pearls* self published efforts like mine, so this is a bit of an IN YOUR FACE to them.

I also feel a bit daunted because, thanks to growing up in the eighties, it feels sort of WRONG to be making money from something that I enjoy so much but I’m being sensible here and not giving up my researching altogether as I still have those bills and whatnot to pay and my writing career could go all Titanic at any point so I need to have something else on the back burner just in case all my books stop selling.

Also, it’s going to take a bit of time to get over the fact that for a LONG time now I’ve felt actively guilty whenever I’ve ‘bunked’ off work to do some writing as however well my books are selling, I have this mindset that Work = GOOD and Writing = A FUN BUT ULTIMATE WASTE OF TIME. It’s just nonsensical really when most of my income now comes from the books so surely I should be putting more work into them?

It’s good though, isn’t it? I’ve spent my first day as a Full Time Novelist sitting here in my nightdress, reading about Charles II and tearing my hair out over this chapter, which bears very little resemblance to actual recorded events. Later on, when I feel like I have wrestled to a sufficient degree with Charles and the Hague and snooty Mademoiselle and the young Louis XIV, I may have something to eat and then do a little bit of work. Ah, I love it.

As to the bearing little resemblance to actual recorded events, I do a LOT of research for my books and like to stick to facts as much as possible (in fact, if anything I am mostly guilty of trying too hard to stick to facts and shoehorn every possible piece of information in) but every so often, my imagination gets carried away and all those chronicles and first hand reports get chucked to the wayside, there to languish sadly until I come to my senses again. I’m not writing an actual history book though and have to keep reminding myself of a. this fact and b. that it’s okay to deviate a little bit every so often and c. the person on Twitter who unwisely pontificated that no one without a PhD in History should ever write a historical novel is WRONG and also BAD.

Also, those ‘actual recorded events’ aren’t always all that reliable – or so I keep telling myself, anyway…

PS – This is all thanks to those of you who were kind and generous enough to buy copies of my novels, and especially those who were lovely enough to leave a review afterwards. Thank you. x

Writing update!

9 Feb

The other day, my husband was at one of his poker games (he’s a poker FIEND and takes part in tournaments and stuff) and someone asked him ‘What does your wife do?’ Without pause, he replied: ‘She’s a writer’ and then apparently reflected for a while on how nice it was to be able to say that.

I’m very touched by this, as I have found that the angst I felt as I wondered ‘Am I a writer?’ was nothing compared to that of my nearest and dearest, who’d apparently been thinking ‘Is she a writer now?’ Typically, I suppose the turning point for him came when I started making more money from my books than my day job as a researcher, which I am now optimistic about being able to leave at some point. And there was me, thinking it was all about being CREATIVE when actually, like seemingly everything else, it’s about MONEY.

I’m now selling around a thousand books a month, which is apparently pretty good for a self publisher and especially one like myself who does barely any promotion. I do sometimes wonder what I could achieve if I had an actual publisher behind me and therefore marginally more klout (hey, I might have sold over 3,000 books now but there’s still people out there who are VERY keen to let me know that I’m not writing ‘real books’ because they are e-books and that I’m not a ‘proper writer’ because I don’t have an agent or a publisher they have heard of, which isn’t technically true as they’ve heard of ME, haven’t they?) in the publishing world but, well, if it’s meant to happen it will and I’m not losing sleep over it in the meantime.

People have started asking if publishers are approaching me now that both my blog and my books are taking off – they are definitely not and nor do I expect them to. My blog gets over 3,000 views a day now, which is jolly nice but I don’t think there’s enough of a cohesive theme to the whole thing to make it of interest to them. I HAVE been approached by a very nice agent though (hello!) and am sending chapters of my Minette novel along to her as I write so she can help me improve them. I’m enjoying this immensely actually as I’ve been thinking for a while now that I wish I had someone who knows what they are doing to tell me what to do and help me with plot tangles and stuff.

I don’t know what will happen once the book is finished but either way, it will almost certainly be a better book for this precious input. It’s also changed the way that I write as, I’ll be honest, I used to try my best to forget that the book was going to be read by other people once I’d finished it. In fact Before the Storm is the first book that I’ve written with the express and full intention of publication. Now though I’m constantly aware that it is being read, nay SCRUTINISED, and that’s keeping me both writing (I can be lazy – it amazes me that people think I am prolific) and also on my toes somewhat.

Anyway, Minette is going very well – I’m writing the fifth chapter at the moment and am enjoying it immensely. Charles I is dead, Henrietta Maria is keen to marry Minette off to her cousin Louis XIV and Mademoiselle de Montpensier is keen to put as many spanners in the works as it takes to prevent that from happening.

Here’s some Writing Tips that I have picked up so far during this book’s conception:

1. You can’t ‘hiss’ a sentence that doesn’t have any ‘s’ in it. Think about it.

2. If you are battling terrible writer’s block, it can be immensely helpful to sit back, listen to music and mentally put together a stonking film trailer for your book that incorporates all the most dramatic or whatever scenes (written or not) that you think really encapsulate your book. For example, for Minette, I have a trailer worked out against the background of What The Water Gave Me by Florence and the Machine and it involves lots of running down corridors, screaming in carriages, floating on a lake while sunlight dapples through the trees overhead and cross looks at masked balls. And that’s my book. Um, okay.

For Whitechapel aka The Secret Keeper, I have worked out trailers to Before I Die by Kidney Thieves and Let The Record Show by Emilie Autumn (did I mention that I am seeing her again in March? I did? Oh well.), which involves um staggering down an alleyway in the dark, cross looks over a dinner table, the flash of a knife, a very painted up girl singing on a music hall stage and um possibly some snogging. Already, you can see that it is a very different sort of book.

Here’s one someone else made earlier cunningly combining Let the Record Show and Sweeney Todd. Obviously, if anyone ever unwisely makes a film from any of my books they have to star Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham Carter (and Aidan Turner, Tom Hardy and Eva Green) or I’m signing NOTHING.

There was a number 3 but I can’t remember what it was. Oh wait, I know:

3. This isn’t a tip, but a response to a question I’ve been asked a hundred times recently – I have no IMMEDIATE plans to write a sequel to the Marie Antoinette novel but if one does emerge it will be rather different from its predecessor and may have a totally different narrator added to the mix, one that I can have a bit of fun with. To be honest, I wrote The Secret Diary of a Princess about four years ago now and am a bit staggered by how successful it has been as it was just a bit of fun and never actually intended for publication. There might also be a short story sequel to both Blood Sisters and Before the Storm as I’ve had a lot of questions about the fate of the main characters…

Anyway, it’s now almost a month since Before the Storm was launched and people have been very kind about it! I think it’s my best work to date and it’s nice that the first few readers seem to have enjoyed it so much…

I really enjoyed this book. After reading so many historical romances that circle tightly around the hero and heroine, and where it’s easy to tell who’s going to have a happy ending with whom at the end of the first chapter, it was a breath of fresh air to read about the strong ensemble cast and not to know what was going to happen next. All the settings come to life so vividly, from Bath to London to Versailles to Paris (especially Paris!) I also loved the homages to Edith Wharton’s The Buccaneers. Highly recommended!

Many historical novels set against such a huge backdrop of revolutionary France can lose their way, but Melanie’s skill is to weave together the stories of the main protagonists while zooming in to focus on their intensely passionate (in every sense) relationships. I read a review elsewhere that this author’s greatest achievement is to write so honestly about the way women treat each other – I certainly agree. Here we see women as silly girls, blooming into women or becoming embittered by the vagaries life throws at them; women as sisters, friends and bitter rivals; women supporting or stabbing each other in the back.

I devoured this book in one sitting. Elegantly written with fascinating, finely drawn characters and a beautifully paced narrative. Recommended to all lovers of historical fiction – and anyone who likes a good yarn!

Having recently read Edith Wharton’s The Buccaneers, I can say that this is a wonderful homage to that novel, which manages the rare feat of being a pleasure to read in its own right. Set in the years leading up to the French Revolution gives this reworking an added urgency. In spite of the precarious situation the heroines often find themselves in, this is a joyful and luscious novel. Melanie Clegg is particularly adept at painting the settings and costumes of the period in technicolour. Sometimes Clegg is in danger of getting *too* carried away with period details, but the excitement and obvious passion she has for the epoque is communicative, so she can be forgiven!

Ah, thank you so much! Before the Storm costs less than a decent gin and tonic, an aspirational magazine or a trip to Paris and is available from all good Amazon UK and Amazon US.

If you have enjoyed my books, please please consider leaving a review, no matter how short on Amazon and/or Goodreads (where you can get away with just rating with stars without actually saying ANYTHING, which is a bonus if you hate actually WRITING reviews) to let people know. It really helps and I would love you so much if you did, which may be a threat or a promise. Who can tell?

I’m off now anyway to write, do a little bit of work and also read about St Petersburg as we’re thinking about going either there or Venice for a few days this spring. Have any of you been? What did you think?

  • Picture at the top is used with permission of Denis Severs’ House, Folgate Street, London.
  • Three thousand book sales

    29 Jan

    I found out last night that I have now sold over three thousand books! I know that this is the merest BAGATELLE to quite a few of you but I am feeling jolly pleased with myself right now.

    I don’t often like to talk about my childhood and upbringing as they are more fitting for the pages of a Misery Memoir than what is supposed to be quite an uplifting and pretty blog, but suffice to say that I was brought up by my grandmother to consider myself very very stupid and untalented indeed while any belief in ‘specialness’ was literally beaten out of me. Attempts to talk about my ambition to become a writer were greeted with derision and mockery so it wasn’t something that I ever thought within my grasp and I duly filed it away as something that other, more fortunate, people did.

    As is often the case with people who have had miserable childhoods and have zilch family support or interest, I did myself no favours at all and completely lost my marbles while doing my A Levels which resulted in my becoming pregnant in the middle of my second year at sixth form, effectively dropping out and completely putting paid to any lofty plans I may have had for my future. Thus PLAYING INTO THEIR HANDS.

    With the benefit of hindsight I can see now that my grandmother was motivated by jealousy and feelings of inadequacy as well as purest personal dislike for the grandchild that had been foisted on her at just a few months old. That doesn’t stop me occasionally rolling her spiteful words around in my head when I am feeling low – ‘You’d be lucky if someone hired you as a cleaner’, ‘You’ll never amount to anything’, ‘NO ONE WILL EVER LOVE YOU.’ It’s toxic and wrong, but I can’t help myself.

    Anyway! It’s taken a long, long time but FINALLY I feel a little bit able to feel proud of myself. I’ve spent most of my life feeling really stupid and as if I don’t have any discernible talent, but at last it looks like I might actually be a bit good at something and that feels weird but nice. I ought to thank my husband for a lot of this actually as he is the first person I have ever met who made me feel like I could actually achieve something with my life and wasn’t actually stupid and hopeless at all thus breaking a cycle of picking boyfriends who treated me in the same way as my grandmother did and doing their best to cut me down. He’s been amazing.

    I was terrified when I first published a book by myself – I was so sure that everyone would hate it and I’d be an object of ridicule but people have, mostly, been so very kind about it and I appreciate that SO MUCH. I am honestly SO grateful to everyone that has bought a copy and read it and even gone to the trouble to leave a review. It’s just brilliant of you.

    Anyway, that’s enough of all that! There’s going to be a bit of a gap before my next book comes out but I’m working away on it! Progress is a bit impeded right now by the fact that my children are going through particularly demanding phases (this blog post has taken quite a few hours to write thanks to the continual interruptions – my writing fares even worse as they have the happy knack of waiting until I’m finally feeling my imagination soar before they interrupt and bring me crashing back down to earth again) and that due to personal and Boring Day Job reasons, my writing time is not exactly plentiful and I’m having to very sadly weigh up between Paid Work and unpaid writing. I’m doing the best that I can though and slowly but surely the word counts are ticking upwards…

    I’m stressed though. Seriously stressed. I’m assured it will all be worth it in the end though.

    In other news, lots of you have been asking if there’s any chance that I will be bringing my books out in a form other than Kindle. This is something I would like to do but only if I can produce books that aren’t heinously expensive for you to buy. If I can find a way to do it that means that you don’t pay more than you would ordinarily fork out for a paperback novel then I’ll get on with that.

    Seeing as the children have momentarily stopped demanding things and appear to be happily watching a Harry Potter film, I’d best go and do some writing now, hadn’t I?

    Thanks again! You’re all ace.

    Kidneys, Thieves and Donne.

    21 Jan

    Hello! I hope you all enjoyed the plethora of scheduled posts that I arranged for this month so that I could sneak off and attend to some Serious Writing. They’ve run out now though so I’m back again, in body as well as spirit.

    Before I continue, I’d just like to say a very profound and also gleeful THANK YOU SO MUCH to everyone who bought a copy of Before the Storm in its launch demi-week. It’s been selling brilliantly and the feedback I have had so far has been extremely encouraging! As you can imagine, bringing out a book is more than a bit nerve wracking but you’ve all been so kind, which has made the experience so much less hideous than it might otherwise have been. All it needs now are some reviews on Amazon and Goodreads… *hint hint*

    Oh wait, reviews have appeared! Bless your hearts!

    You can all add me on Goodreads by the way. If you WANT to, that is. Don’t feel like you HAVE to or anything. Did I sound a bit peremptory there? I do hope not.

    Anyway! I have been busy writing, writing, WRITING this month (and also getting my hair cut, parenting, reading, KNITTING a Kindle case and possibly arranging getting at least one if not two kittens) about Henrietta and also my poor girls from 1888 and it’s been pretty good. I’ve bitterly resented the bits where I have had to attend to my actual day job but as I work from home it hasn’t been as bad as it could have been – especially as my smallest boy started pre-school at the start of the year which means I now get THREE BLESSED HOURS to myself every weekday morning. I’ve been ripping out chapters, adding extra bits and killing off characters before they’ve had a chance to let out so much as a strangulated squeak. Poor things.

    Two things have happened anyway:

    1. The seventeenth century novel is now just about Henrietta Stuart, who is, as an aside, my most delightful heroine to date. She’s just so darn sparky. I’m giving in to my love of metaphysical poetry with this one and have had people quoting Donne, which never fails to make my heart sing. I love Donne, don’t you? He wrote my favourite poem, you know.

    2. I find that I am not very good at writing murder mysteries so have made the decision that the 1888 book is not going to be a whodunnit. Is it possible to write about Jack the Ripper without a bit of sleuthing? Well, we will see. I have already written the last two paragraphs where all or nothing is revealed and now have to kind of rush headlong towards that point. Isn’t that what Agatha Christie used to do? The book has the working title ‘Whitechapel‘, but somewhere along the line it decided that it wanted to be called ‘The Secret Keeper‘. I’m in the dark about what this actually MEANS but the book, as always, knows best, I’m sure.

    RESEARCH is the thing that I love the best though. RESEARCH. I like to be hands on and actually GO to places (remember the incident with Pulteney Bridge when I was writing Before the Storm? Actually making an effort to visit the places that you are writing about avoids all manner of embarrassments) which means that I have to make some trips to London and Paris this year. Oh hardship. One of the trips is to see Hampton Court, which has been facilitated somewhat by an invitation to the press launch of their new exhibition about degenerate seventeenth century courtiers. I’ll also be at the press day for the reopening of Kensington Palace, which will be rather marvellous.

    I also appear to have bought a ticket late last night to the 2012 Jack the Ripper Conference, which is being held in York. I know, I know. WHY is it not being held in Whitechapel? I grumbled a bit about this on Twitter and Facebook and seem to have aroused the ire of various York sorts, who didn’t realise that I wasn’t so much grumbling about WHERE it was being held but where it WASN’T.

    Anyway, yes, on the anniversary of the Double Event, I will be at a formal dinner in York and surrounded by my fellow Ripperologists. It’s like the start of a particularly lively episode of Morse isn’t it? Except in York not Oxford, of course.

    I also have to spend a bit of time in Whitechapel. This will probably involve booking a hotel near the Market and then staying up all night swigging gin, wandering around alleyways and taking photographs. It’s lucky that I have NERVES OF STEEL, isn’t it? I used to do that sort of thing rather a lot when I lived in London, slinking around alleyways and inhaling the sickly sweet scent of decay, bubblegummy joss sticks and spices…

    Mmm, poignant decay.

    Right, I should be off now to write some more while listening to Kidney Thieves ‘Before I’m Dead‘ on repeat because that, apparently, is how I roll. Or write. Or something.

    I love insane lip synching fan videos on YouTube.

    Oh wait, did I tell you all that I am going to see Emilie Autumn again this March? I did? Oh well. That constitutes research as well, right? I’m already planning my outfit…

    Before the Storm, my homage to Edith Wharton’s The Buccaneers is available for Kindle and its associated apps from Amazon UK and Amazon US for less than the price of a pint of GIN or an aspirational magazine or a REALLY nice tub of ice cream.

    Whitechapel snippets

    13 Dec

    Because it’s a cold miserable day here in Bristol and so perfect for some creepy Victorian carryings on, here’s the first snippet of the OTHER book I am working on, which is set during the Ripper murders in 1888.

    Calais, 1887.

    I wish that I’d never looked out of that bloody window. It was Marie’s idea of course, just like everything else, good, bad and terrible, that I got up to that long hot filthy summer at Madame Lisette’s. I should have known how things would be though as soon as she’d pulled the grimy red velvet curtain aside and given a theatrical gasp of shocked surprise. We were always saying that she ought to have been on the stage. ‘Come and see this.’ She’d leaned against the dirty glass, her gin scented breath steaming up the cracked and mould covered pane so that she had to scrub at it squeakily with her black lace mittened hand to be able to see again. ‘What’s that down there?’ She demanded, screwing up her face as she looked down into the gloom. ‘Can you see what it is?’

    She beckoned me over and I rather thankfully put aside the red woollen stockings that I was clumsily and unskilfully darning (don’t blame my poor old mama – she did her best to teach me how to be a good little woman but, like me, had poor materials to work with) and went to the window, expecting to see nothing more remarkable than some cats having a fight or a drunk fast asleep and snoring noisily on the doorstep while a dark little puddle of urine spread silently around his feet. Now, of course, I wish that I had been disappointed as I peered down through the murky darkness at the two figures who struggled frantically on the dirty, rain slicked cobbles of the yard.

    ‘They’ve got a bit of a cheek doing that down there,’ Marie observed with a sniff, turning her head to the side as she tried to make out what was happening down below. ‘Taking bread out of our mouths, she is.’

    ‘Maybe it’s one of our girls,’ I said slowly, watching them and thinking that there was something wrong, that the woman’s feet drumming and kicking against the cobbles and her muffled squawks of alarm had little to do with the feigned passion that my companion and I both knew so well and, in fact, specialised in. ‘Do you think we should go down and see if she needs help?’ I said doubtfully, wondering why the woman had agreed to lie down on the wet cobbles when it would have been dryer and easier by far to do the business standing up in a nearby alleyway.

    ‘Not a chance,’ Marie scoffed. ‘And get an earful for scaring off her client? Business isn’t exactly booming right now, is it?’

    ‘I’m glad of the rest,’ I said, with a sigh and a wink. ‘The hot weather does something terrible to men, doesn’t it?’ There’d been a heat wave a few weeks ago and we’d spent most of our days exhaustedly servicing one customer after another in the sweltering little rooms, painted pink and stinking cloyingly of musk and roses, at the back of the house. It was a blessed relief when the weather finally broke and the rain came thick and fast, thudding against the rattling window panes and drumming noisily on the roof tiles above our heads.

    As Marie and I were by far the youngest and, I hope you don’t think me big headed for saying this, prettiest girls at Madame Lisette‘s establishment we’d naturally been the most in demand when hordes of lustful sweating men had started appearing in the shabby crimson and pink parlour downstairs. For a long time afterwards I’d associate hot summer days with lying on my front, my face buried in a musty smelling pillow as I faked moans and whimpers of delight to the accompaniment of Marie screeching like a scalded cat in the room next door while her headboard banged against the wall. ‘Oh, they were bad times…’ I started to say when Marie gave a cry and cut me off.

    I looked out of the window and saw the flash of a blade and then another. ‘F*ck me,’ I whispered, shocked. ‘He’s killing her. I knew something wasn’t right.’ I looked at my friend, who had gone pale with fright. ‘What should we do?’

    ‘Still want to go down there, do you?’ Marie had grabbed hold of my arm and was clinging on, her red painted fingernails sinking into my flesh.

    I shook her off and even as she put out her hand to stop me, I forced up the window and shouted ‘Murder!’ as loudly as I could down into the yard. The man paused and I caught my breath, my heart lurching in terror towards my bare feet as he looked back up over his shoulder at our window before carefully pulling down the woman’s disordered skirts which had been lifted up to just above her hips and wiping his hands on them. ‘Murder!’ I shouted again, more shakily this time as he calmly got to his feet and walking briskly away, tucking his bloody knife into an inside pocket as he went.

    ‘If we go out now, we’ll catch him,’ I said frantically, running to the door, not caring that I was only dressed in my light linen chemise, with my hair hanging unbrushed down my back. I planned to run down to the porters downstairs, two taciturn and burly local men, who were employed to act as both doormen and protectors of we poor geese upstairs but before I could leave the room, Marie had planted herself in front of the door and was staring at me with her mouth hanging wide open. ‘Why did you do that?’ she demanded shrilly. ‘The silly bitch was already done for so why did you let him know that we had seen him?’ She looked pale and, I was starting to realise, furious. ‘You could have sent one of the men out to him. They’d have known what to do.’

    I stared back at her. ‘I couldn’t just do nothing,’ I said, flustered. ‘That poor woman…’

    ‘Never mind that poor woman,’ Marie snapped. ‘What about us? I bet he clocked a right old view of the pair of us standing there at the window like a pair of lemons. What’s to stop him coming back for us one day?’

    ‘Why would he?’ I asked, but my mouth was suddenly so dry that my voice came out as a pathetic squeak of panic. ‘I could hardly see anything of him so I doubt he could see either of us clearly.’

    ‘You willing to stay here and take that chance are you?’ she shouted at me, her hands on her hips and cheeks flushed with anger. ‘You happy to stay here in this stinking hovel and wait for him to come for us with his knife?’ She stormed across the room and dragged her battered brown trunk out from beneath her bed then started flinging clothes into it. I noticed one of my own new dresses get dumped inside but decided to hold my tongue and quietly retrieve it later on. ‘You can do as you please but I’m not hanging about this f*cking place! I’m not waiting to be murdered!’

    ‘Oh for God’s sake.’ I pulled the door open and gathered my nightdress around me then hurried down the rickety stairs to the porters’ tiny parlour below, which was thick with smoke and the stink of rum as the men played cards on the beer stained table in the middle of the room. ‘There’s been a murder,’ I gasped as still holding their cards, they stared up at me uncomprehendingly. ‘Une femme mort!’ I tried again, remembering that their grasp of the English language was somewhat imperfect. ‘Maintenant, dans le yard. Elle est murdered.’ I drew my finger across my throat. That they understood and immediately they pushed back their chairs, which fell onto the tiled floor with a clatter then rushed past me down the corridor to the yard door.

    ‘What’s this racket about?’ Madame Lisette herself appeared at the top of the stairs, a flamboyantly patterned Chinese silk dressing gown wrapped around herself and her brassy blonde hair hanging in tangled ringlets around her face. Without the deceiving layers of rouge, kohl, powder and paint that she applied with a heavy but practiced hand every morning, she was grey faced and piggy eyed with exhaustion. ‘Maria,’ she said with a resigned sigh when she saw me standing pale and trembling in the hall. ‘I might have known you’d be involved somehow.’ She hurried down the stairs and I took a step back as her heavy musky scent did battle then resoundingly defeated the pungent fumes from the men’s abandoned cigars which lay carelessly on the table amidst the piles of cards and grimy coins. I briefly thought about taking a few of the coins but then reminded myself that the porters were as sharp as tacks and had broken dozens of fingers and noses for far less.

    ‘There’s been a murder in the yard out back, Madame,’ I said, stepping aside and pointing to show where the men had gone. The door was still open and the cold air was creeping towards us, making me wish that I’d put on a coat before dashing downstairs ‘The porters have gone out to see.’

    Madame Lisette stared at me. ‘A murder?’ she snapped, the refined almost caressing accent that she so carefully cultivated vanishing at once to be replaced by broad Bristol tones. ‘In our yard?’ A board creaked on the stairs and we both looked up to see Marie standing at the top, her eyes round with fright and a pair of bright green stockings hanging from her hands. ‘Oh, here she is,’ Madame said, rolling her brown eyes. ‘I suppose you know all about it, don’t you.’ She didn’t wait for a reply but sailed on down the corridor and out through the door.

    ‘Still leaving are you?’ I whispered to Marie as she came down the stairs.

    ‘Of course I am, but I heard Lisette ranting on and thought I’d see what was happening first.’ We were creeping quietly down the corridor now and could hear voices in the yard as Madame hissed instructions at the porters in fluent French. As you have probably already guessed, Madame Lisette was about as French as I am but she’d done well for herself when she landed up in Calais and decided to set up a knocking shop there, catering mainly for passing English gentlemen but also any locals who fancied an occasional bit of English meat.

    Once a year, Madame took the trip back across the Channel to London and discreetly scoured the brothels of the West End for disaffected girls who fancied a new silk dress and a free trip to France. That’s how she’d found Marie and I. We’d both been working at an elegant establishment on Jermyn Street when Madame Lisette had stepped out of the shadows one day and put her glossy calling cards into our unwilling hands as we walked down to Hyde Park in our best frocks to look for some business.

    ‘Haven’t I been saying that I want a change of scenery?’ Marie had said, her eyes round and misty as she daydreamed of the Eiffel Tower and handsome French men with glossy black moustaches. ‘I’ve always wanted to go to Paris.’

    I snorted. ‘She didn’t say Paris,’ I pointed out. ‘She said Calais.’ I looked doubtfully down at the embossed card in my hand, which had ‘Madame Lisette’s Establishment of Young Ladies’ scrawled across the middle in curly black writing. ‘I’m not sure about this, Marie,’ I said.

    ‘Well, you can do as you please,’ my friend had said with a laugh and a little dance that attracted admiring looks from a group of passing gentlemen. ‘I’m off to France!’

    I remembered all of this as we crept silently down the corridor to the yard, where Lisette was bending over the body that lay spreadeagled on the cobbles. ‘She’ll have to be disposed of,’ she was saying in English to someone who was standing just out of sight. ‘We can’t have word of this getting out. Business is already bad enough without my girls getting ripped apart on our own doorstep.’

    Marie and I looked at each other in horror – so it was one of our lot after all. I tried to see who the dead woman was but could only see an outflung pale hand and her booted feet, which lay at odd angles to each other.

    ‘What about the gendarmes?’ someone said and we recognised the calm Welsh voice of Lisette’s right hand woman, Mrs Davies. ‘They ought to be called, Lisette.’

    ‘I won’t allow it,’ Lisette replied angrily. ‘I’m not having the police crawling all over this place. They’ve been looking for an excuse to close us down for years – I’m not about to hand it to them on a plate.’ She looked down thoughtfully at the dead woman. ‘No, we’ll have to deal with this ourselves before they get wind of what happened here.’

    ‘The person who did this should be brought to justice,’ Mrs Davies persisted but I could tell by her tone that she knew there was no way of changing Lisette’s mind. ‘If you do nothing then you leave him free to kill again.’

    ‘We’ll deal with him in our own way,’ the other woman snapped before beckoning the porters forward and speaking in French to them again, sometimes pointing to the corpse at her feet and other times out across the town.

    ‘Lisette, no…’ Mrs Davies interjected, sounding shocked. ‘She should have a proper burial.’

    Madame snorted. ‘And so she will have. Sailors have been burying their men at sea for centuries and see nothing wrong with it.’

    ‘But what of her family?’ Mrs Davies stepped forward from the gloom now and we could see that her pale face was drawn with worry. She knelt down beside the dead woman and gently lifted her head, which lolled at a precarious angle as she’d had her throat cut clean through. ‘Her family deserve to know what became of her,’ she whispered to Madame.

    ‘If her family gave a damn about what happened to her, she wouldn’t have ended up here,’ Lisette replied coldly before turning and walking away, pulling her silk robe close around her shoulders. ‘I’ve given my orders and expect them to be obeyed.’ She noticed Marie and I then and gave a small nasty smile that revealed teeth browned by decades of tea drinking. ‘I suppose that I ought to say that you should let this be a lesson to you both, but what would be the point?’ she said before sweeping past us back into the house, leaving in her wake a sense of unease and a strong aroma of expensive French perfume.

    Now that she had gone, I crept out from the shadow of the wall where we had been trying to conceal ourselves and went to look at the body on the ground. Mrs Davies had stood up and was wiping the damp and dirt from her dark grey cotton skirts. ‘I wish that I dared to disobey her damned orders,’ she said wryly, ‘but I’d find my stuff thrown out of a window and myself speedily following it within minutes of the gendarmes arriving at this house.’

    ‘Who is it?’ I whispered as the porters bent over the body and prepared to lift it into a large sack that had been brought from the dilapidated stable at the back of the yard. ‘She said it was one of her girls.’

    Mrs Davies gave a sad nod. ‘It’s Betsy,’ she said. ‘I thought she was in bed but she must have gone out to earn a few more bob.’ She swallowed hard. ‘Whoever it was slit her throat and then cut her open. She hasn’t just been murdered; she’s been slaughtered.’

    I could see the body now and instinctively recoiled as I looked down at Betsy’s pale face, which had a dark smear of blood on the chin. Her brown eyes were wide open and her rouged mouth hung slack in an expression of startled dismay. ‘We saw it happen,’ I whispered as I took in Betsy’s torn and bloodstained pale blue dress and her damp blonde hair, which had come out of its usually carefully coiled and pinned bun and was trailing across the dirty cobbles.

    Mrs Davies gave me a sharp look. ‘Are you sure, Emma?’ She glanced up to where she knew our window was. ‘It was very dark. Perhaps you were imagining things?’

    I shook my head, ignoring the warning pinch that Marie gave my arm. ‘No, I definitely saw something. I saw his knife and everything.’ With much huffing and puffing the porters lifted up the body, doing their best to support poor Betsy’s wildly lolling head and deposited it as carefully as they could into the sack.

    ‘Did you see his face?’ Mrs Davies asked softly. ‘Think carefully, girl.’

    Marie pinched my arm again and after a pause, I shook my head. ‘No, it was too dark,’ I lied, crossing my fingers behind my back as I had used to do as a girl.

    Mrs Davies looked at me searchingly for a long moment then gave a satisfied nod. ‘Very well.’

    We all turned to watch as the sack was placed carefully onto the floor of Madame Lisette’s rather shabby black carriage, which had plainly seen better days before she’d snapped it up at an auction house. One of the porters, who looked most displeased about having to drive out in the middle of the night, then climbed heavily up onto the perch and gathered the reins in his gloved hands. He then briefly touched his cap to Mrs Davies before driving briskly out of the yard, taking Betsy with him and leaving the other porters to throw icy cold buckets of water and thick handfuls of straw onto the bloody cobbles. Madame Lisette had thought of everything in her determination that this crime should go undetected, it seemed.

    ‘Come on, let’s go,’ Marie whispered to me, shivering as she pulled her thin red shawl closer about her shoulders. ‘I want to be as far away as possible from this place by this time tomorrow.’

    I nodded and followed her back into the house, with one last curious look over my shoulder at Mrs Davies who continued to stand quietly in the middle of the yard, while the porters went about their grim business around her.

    ‘Poor old Betsy, eh?’ Marie said as we went back up the stairs to our room. ‘I wonder what’s going to happen to her stuff now that she’s gone?’ she added thoughtfully, looking across at Betsy’s closed door, which lay across the landing from our own. ‘She had some lovely things, didn’t she?’

    ‘Madame will have first pickings no doubt,’ I replied, following Marie’s gaze. ‘We should probably wait until…’ I spoke in vain, of course, as the other girl had already turned the door handle and stolen quietly into the dark room beyond.

    ‘Are you coming in, then?’ she called out and I heard her crash heavily against a piece of furniture and swear with pain and annoyance.

    ‘I’ll fetch a lamp then, shall I?’ I said rather resentfully before going into our room, picking up a small gas lamp that stood on a rickety blue painted chest of drawers next to the door and then returning to Betsy’s cologne scented bedroom, where I put it down on the small table beside her carefully made bed, which was covered with a pretty patchwork counterpane that I suspected she’d brought from home.

    ‘I reckon we’re the first to come in here,’ Marie said with much satisfaction, pulling open a drawer and rifling through poor dead Betsy’s stockings and lace edged petticoats. ‘I told you that she had some nice things, didn’t I?’ she said with as she pulled out some pink ribbed stockings and a petticoat with a blue ribbon laced through the edging which she threw onto the bed. ‘Mind you, she always did look like she thought she was a cut above the rest of us poor sluts.’

    ‘I’m not sure we should be doing this,’ I said, looking around but not touching anything. It made me feel horribly sad to be standing there in a dead woman’s room, seeing her things lying there just had she had left them and knowing that she would never be coming back.

    Marie had moved on to the wardrobe beside the window and threw it open to reveal half a dozen light coloured dresses hanging together with little lavender and rose scented sachets tied to each one by a pale pink ribbon. ‘What does Betsy care?’ she muttered over her shoulder as she pulled a pale lemon yellow dress out, held it up against her then threw it onto the pile on the bed. ‘She’s probably at the bottom of the Channel by now.’ She pulled out a pink dress with a pretty rose bud pattern and added it to the pile. ‘I always liked that one and didn’t think it did anything for her.’

    I sighed and opened a drawer, not really intending to take anything but at the same time curious to see her things for reasons that I couldn’t really explain other than that she had been murdered and that, in a way, gave her belongings a certain tawdry glamour. Inside the drawer there was a small blue watered silk box and underneath that, a letter inside an opened envelope. I looked stealthily across at Marie, who was busily trying on bonnets and pouting at herself in front of a tarnished mirror, and picked up the envelope, which was addressed to a Miss Alice Harper at Grosvenor Road, Highbury, London. I slid it into my corset then opened the box, which held a small amber cross and a slip of stained crumpled paper that said ‘To my lovely Betsy from her Alice.’ I looked across at Marie again, who had now moved on to Betsy’s shoes, which stood in neat polished rows at the bottom of the wardrobe, then hid the box in my hand.

    ‘I hope you’ve got enough money for the crossing back to England?’ she said, buttoning up a pair of shiny red leather boots and turning her slender ankle from side to side, the better to admire the effect. ‘Only, I don’t have enough money saved up for both of us.’

    ‘I haven’t said that I’m coming with you,’ I replied, quietly closing the drawer. ‘I might stay here for a while.’

    Marie stared at me. ‘Are you simple?’ she demanded. ‘That madman could come back at any time. Didn’t you hear what Mrs Davies said about what he did to poor Betsy?’ She pulled off the boot, picked up its fellow and added them to the ever increasing pile. ‘He gutted her. Now I don’t know about you, but I’m not staying here to see if he comes after me with that knife of his.’ She picked up another pair of shoes, pale blue this time, and threw them on to the bed.

    ‘Where will we go?’ I said, resigning myself to the inevitable.

    Marie grinned then. ‘I know just the place…’” — by me, 2011.

    I’m not actually as good at writing two books at the same time as I thought I would be so I’m concentrating on the Minette book for now before returning to this one once it is finished. Whitechapel (working title) is going to follow the stories of three young women caught up in the murders – a reforming lawyer’s daughter searching for her lost sister; a terrified young prostitute with something to hide and a young policeman’s daughter (based on my own ancestor – is that allowed?) with a secret ambition.

    Kindle Publishing and how it works.

    10 Dec

    Earlier this year, I decided on a whim to publish my first novel, The Secret Diary of a Princess on Kindle and well, it’s probably of no surprise to learn that I am still highly enamoured with Kindle publishing. Not just because the actual number of sales blows those of physical books out of the water but also because the costs to both myself and, most importantly, the reader are comparatively negligible. I’m really shocked by how much some authors sell their self published books for – it’s not something that I blame them for as I’ve published a book with Lulu in the past and know that you often have to price books quite high to make any sort of return on them. It’s still a bit offputting though – I myself rarely buy self published books, not because I think they’ll be rubbish (quite the reverse in fact), but because they are simply too expensive.

    As I said, I know it isn’t the writer’s fault but if there is any way that you can bring the price down then you should – unless you are very protective of your work and ONLY want to sell it to friends and family, that is. There’s nothing wrong with that, of course but if you want to reach a wider audience then pricing is VERY important.

    I’d considered doing this before but had put it off as I thought the whole process would be painful and difficult, but actually it was okay. I’d already had my book properly typeset and formatted by my fabulous friend Delilah des Anges so putting it on to Kindle was a simple case of uploading the file, giving it a quick check over and away we go.

    If you don’t have a typesetting chum to hand, then there’s plenty of tutorials online about how to format a book for Kindle or you can pay someone to do it professionally. You could also sign up with Scrivener, as this can format your book automatically for you, which is unbelievably painless! Either way, once this bit is done (and it probably is the most tricky part of the whole process) then it’s as easy as sticking the book on Amazon.

    Before you start to put your book on Kindle, there’s a couple of things you need to think about. As already mentioned, I did it as a whim so hadn’t really thought things through and have had to tweak things around a bit since I put it online, but you’ll be better prepared won’t you? The things you need to think about are what categories you want the book to be under, how you want the description to look and how much you want it to be.

    The eagle eyed among you will have noticed that I’ve changed the cover of my Marie Antoinette book a few times – the thing about Kindle is that it helps to have a really good and eye catching cover for your work. I’ve got Lisa Falzon, an artist I really admire, making Before the Storm‘s cover, which should be absolutely gorgeous. In fact I’m thinking as much about the cover as I am about the book. It’s got to be perfect, you see. If no one knows who you are then you’ve got to use everything in your arsenal to lure them in. Bwahaha. In my arsenal, I have um this blog, its Facebook page, my Twitter account, pink hair and er a certain winsomeness of manner. That’s what I tell myself anyway.

    The categories are very important as these are the ones that your book will initially be listed under. I started off by listing my book as ‘historical fiction’ but then had a change of heart and listed it as ‘juvenile fiction – historical’ and ‘juvenile fiction – royalty’. My reason for doing this is that while my book is historical fiction, this category has thousands upon thousands of books all competing for the top spots in the bestseller list, whereas juvenile fiction has rather less. It’s a bit vain, I know, to want to be in a bestseller list, however niche but it will apparently improve my visibility on Amazon.

    I’ve wanted to list my Marie Antoinette book as ‘young adult’ fiction for a while actually – the main character is an adolescent girl and there’s nothing in the book that could cause offense to young readers or their parents. In fact I’ve had a lot of feed back from parents about their daughters absolutely loving the book and telling me that they’ve read it together so it seemed like the sensible thing to do really.

    I also chose seven key words that my book could be searched under – also very important! Now people who look for ‘Marie Antoinette’, ‘Paris’, ‘Versailles’ and ‘princess’ may well see my book listed amongst the various Kindle offerings.

    The description is also highly important. I found it a bit difficult as I’m naturally rather diffident and found it really grim to be blowing my own writerly trumpet in public, but it HAS to be done! In the end I opted for a description of the book, a paragraph that explains why it appeals to younger readers and then a few reviews from past readers. You can put whatever you like but I’d recommend having a look at books that you have bought from Amazon on a whim and seeing what it was about their description that made you want to read more.

    I never stop tinkering around with the price of my Kindle book – it started off cheap as chips then went up in price when a bit of feedback and research revealed to me that a lot of US readers (who make up the vast majority of my market) are actually suspicious of books that are too cheap because they equate cheap with rubbish. However when I did this my sales on the UK Amazon site slowed down to an almost standstill – I wouldn’t really like to say why but I think that we have an expectation that books should be cheap now thanks to supermarkets, Amazon and the Waterstones 3 for 2.

    I often found myself wandering aimlessly around a branch of Waterstones before they withdrew the offer, clutching two 3 for 2 books to my bosom while fruitlessly hunting for a third. There was often another book that I really wanted but as it wasn’t in the 3 for 2, I’m ashamed to say that I would often not to buy it and instead supplement the two books that I wanted a little bit less with some vapid chick lit that I didn’t want at all. Where’s the sense in that? Yet, I expect this is a depressingly familiar scenario to many British book buyers…

    Needless to say, the price of my books has now come down again and sales immediately began to pick up both in the US and the UK so that’s okay. I haven’t quite finished tinkering around though but my advice to Kindle newbies is to price as low as you can while still clinging on to that precious 70% revenue. Don’t be scared to change it every so often though – it can take a while to find your comfortable pricing point.

    Once you’ve chosen a price and ticked a few boxes about permissions and copyright, you’re ready to publish. At this point, the book will enter a stage where it is checked over by Amazon and then after this it will be listed as ‘publishing’. This stage lasts about 24 hours before it goes ‘live’ and the control panel is greyed out so you can’t make any changes – don’t panic! I did, a little bit, but it was all normal and turned out okay. The book becomes available on Amazon within about 12 hours so check by searching for your name, even if the control panel says that it is still ‘publishing’.

    If, like me, you decide that you want to change the categories, price, description or anything else, then it is easily done once the book is ‘live’ but remember that it takes you through the whole publishing process again and will put it back into ‘publishing’ unavailable mode for another 24 hours afterwards. The book will still be for sale during this time though, so don’t panic.

    Once you’ve got a searchable author’s name you can do the very fun bit of adding an Author Central account to your Amazon pages – you can’t do this until you are listed on Amazon but once you are, then it is very easy to do and links up automatically. To make it look really good, you need a decent photo (I opted for one of me brandishing a bloody knife in an evidence bag, but will change that soon as apparently it’s not really the look I should be going for) and an interesting description of yourself and where you are as a writer.

    The US site gives you the option of adding a blog feed to the page as well, which I decided to do but I’ve also put a link to the blog in my author’s description.

    After this, it was time to publicise and so I’ve been mentioning it on my Facebook page, Twitter, Live Journal and here. I’ve also signed up to Goodreads, which is just brilliant for writers! As I’ve mentioned before, I’m a bit demuring but I think I’ll have to get over that and start being a bit more shameless about promoting my work because being all ‘I’ve written a book, it’s alright but you don’t have to read it’ is all very becomingly modest but the fact is that I think my book is actually better than just alright. Sorry, but it is.

    I find myself cringing at the marketing that some other self published writers do in order to shift books. This is probably me being an idiot though. However, the thing that mostly has me shaking my head in dismay is using social media like Twitter to ONLY promote a book. For God’s sake, chat a bit about other things – it just seems a bit, well, rude otherwise. Even JK Rowling can’t get away with only ever tweeting ‘Buy my book #buymybook’ and nothing else and nor can you. This is not rocket science. The fact is that people are more likely to buy your book if they feel like they know or at least connect with you on some level. Luckily I really like chatting to people if they aren’t standing in front of me so I find this bit a doddle…

    Also, one other thing, I have noticed a couple of other writers doing lately – if you are the sort of tiresome Luddite who thinks Kindle is utterly dreadful and just for churning out iniquitous rubbish that the writer doesn’t care about but will nonetheless lead to the demise of the printed book for heaven’s sake don’t say so because you then automatically lose the good will of Kindle writers like myself who might otherwise have thrown themselves with gusto into helping you promote your precious opus. Yes, I’m thinking of someone in particular as I type this…

    You are now a writer, my son and you HAVE to think about what you are saying because let’s face it, people are looking for excuse NOT to buy your work – especially if you’ve priced it more than the average trade paperback. It’s tiresome, I know to have to think about publicity and your public image but nonetheless that’s how it rolls…

    Overall though, my experience of Kindle has been pretty good. If it’s something you want to do then I would read as much as possible about it beforehand, make sure you have an amazing cover, description and author central page about yourself all ready to roll and don’t be scared to play around with things until you get it exactly right. Emotionally blackmailing people into leaving reviews (have YOU left a review yet? I’d love you forever if you did!) and tagging your book helps a lot too – as does getting bloggy friends on board to review you or do interviews!

    Above all though, have fun. You may not be the next purveyor of a sparkly vampire or boy wizard blockbuster but you will more than likely carve out your own little niche in the book world and, more thrillingly, it means you get to search for your own name on Amazon. At some point you might even get a Wikipedia page – cor blimey, the sky really is the limit!

    Anyway, I hope this was of some use to someone! You can check out The Secret Diary of a Princess at Amazon UK and Amazon US, Before the Storm at Amazon UK and Amazon US and Blood Sisters at Amazon UK and Amazon US. It would be LOVELY AND I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER if you decide to buy a copy (all revenue is optimistically going into my RNA Conference, Louboutin and Paris/London Research Trip funds) and if you DO then please remember to leave a review (especially for Blood Sisters which needs a bit of love or even mild indifference), because Amazon reviews are what makes the world go round. You’ll see…

    Just keep writing, just keep writing…

    24 Nov

    It’s always a thing of joy when you write a novel set at Louis XIV’s court and Madame de Montespan makes her first appearance. She’s a bit of a scene stealer – even from a distance.

    I’ve been furiously writing this week and also trying to get over my really bad habit of editing as I go along, which means that getting words onto the page seems to take twice as long as it should do. I’ve been using Scrivener in the hopes that it would make me more organised and less prone to scrolling back and making changes, but on the contrary, it only seems to have enabled this behaviour because now all the chapters are saved separately which makes hopping between them even easier.

    I’ve also had a bit of a tussle with the Henrietta sections of the book, which were originally supposed to be in the first person but are now in the third. I love writing in the first person as it means you can really get under the skin of a character and have some fun with them but on the negative side it automatically turns said character into a socially inept eavesdropper who lingers in rooms for longer than they ought to or is often to be caught hanging about hedges or closed doors so that they can hear what the other characters are up to and report back to you, dear reader.

    So I changed it around a bit as I didn’t think Henrietta would be into that sort of thing.

    I love this painting of Henrietta’s eldest sister, the Princess Mary.

    I’m also getting ready for next year’s research jaunts which need to take in Hampton Court, St Germain en Laye, Fontainebleau and Versailles for the billionth time so that I can take a LOT of photographs. My husband has decided that he probably won’t be accompanying me this time so this means I’ll be going alone. I don’t know if I can be trusted in Paris on my own! I’ll almost certainly spend ALL my money in Sephora and the Louvre shop on the first day and then have to live on bread crumbs for the rest of the week. Actually, as a vegan, I’ll be living on breadcrumbs anyway so c’est la guerre, she said with an arch look and a gallic shrug.

    In other news, here’s Lisa Falzon’s first proof of what will be the cover for my next book release, Before The Storm. I love it already and can see that it’s going to be a beautiful piece of work.

    I don’t know when Before The Storm is coming out but will announce it here as soon as I have a date. For those who have just joined us and have the good fortune not to have been putting up with me while I was writing this epic, BTS was inspired by my favourite Edith Wharton book, The Buccaneers and is set in London and Paris between 1786 and 1793. Here’s a little snippet for you…

    It was a gloriously warm spring evening. Too warm in fact, reflected Mrs Garland as she frantically fanned herself with an entirely inadequate painted paper fan that smelled unpleasantly of lacquer. She tried in vain with subtle coughs and flutterings of her hands to catch the eye of a nearby sallow complexioned footman to implore him to bring her another glass of sadly lukewarm lemonade but he was just as equally determined to ignore her. He lounged insolently against the wall, keeping his small piggy eyes fixed firmly ahead, plainly on the look out for far bigger fish than the ignored, overweight wife of a London businessman. Mrs Garland was well known amongst the gossipy Bath servants to be a mean tipper despite reputedly being possessed of an enormous fortune so he knew there was no benefit to being of service to her.

    She had been sitting at the side of the Assembly Room for three hours now, sweltering in her new, slightly too small blue Spitalfields silk dress and watching with a disconsolate eye as her eldest daughter, Eliza was partnered through the dances by a series of unprepossessing young men. It was particularly galling as not one of them, in her biased opinion, was in any way worthy of this signal honour thanks to a general lack of rank, wealth or good looks.

    Mrs Garland looked slowly around the elegant dove grey and white ballroom, where the flushed faces of the dancers and the exquisite diamonds (‘probably paste’, she thought to herself with a smug look down at the real and very expensive diamond and sapphire necklace that twinkled across her ample bosom) worn by the ladies shone and glittered in the mellow light of the huge crystal candelabras that hung overhead. In just one cursory glance she had noted in the midst of the throng at least thirty men of good fortune and property, half of whom had titles. Yet if any of them had taken the slightest bit of notice of her lovely Eliza, who everyone said was an uncommonly pretty girl then they gave not the slightest sign of it.

    ‘Miss Eliza looks to be in fine looks this evening,’ a passing acquaintance murmured over the din of the music and rhythmic thud of the dancers’ feet. They gave a smile and appreciative glance towards the dance floor where that young lady was currently energetically storming through the steps of a country dance, hand in hand with the dark haired, ruddy faced son of a wealthy farmer. Her long corn coloured tresses which had looked so elegant at the beginning of the night in a style that her maid had copied as best she could from a print of the French Queen Marie Antoinette were beginning to escape from their pins and blue silk ribbons and fall down about her neck. There was also a hectic red flush to her cheeks that owed nothing to the paltry dab of palest petal pink rouge that her Mama had fondly allowed her to apply before leaving the house. ‘Such a pretty girl! You must be very proud.’

    Mrs Garland graciously smiled and nodded. After twenty years of marriage to her charming but somewhat errant husband, there wasn’t much in her life to give her any feeling of pride other than her eldest child and, to a far lesser degree, her younger daughter. Miss Clementine Garland was just fifteen and so was deemed too young for the crowded and occasionally raucous evening balls in the Assembly Rooms. She’d been left unwillingly behind at their ruinously expensive rented house on Milsom Street, where she was probably at that moment sitting up in bed, reading one of Miss Burney’s books by candlelight and eating pilfered preserved ginger biscuits while getting wax and crumbs all over the sheets, much to the chagrin of their fearsome housekeeper.’

    I wrote a ghost, and I liked it, the taste of her ectoplasm and old tears…

    15 Nov

    Oh, I am having such a lovely time writing my seventeenth century novel, especially since I quite accidentally added a dash of supernatural fun to the mix. I have tried in the past to write paranormal fiction (the ill fated Heyerish novel about a sensible English heroine and dashing French officer set during Napoleon’s conquest of Egypt) but I felt a bit embarrassed doing so as it isn’t really my métier, despite my being a bit of a (okay, alright, rather a lot of a) goth.

    This time, however, it was all completely unplanned and just happened organically and you know what, I really like it.

    Other things that I am enjoying about writing this book are focussing on Fontainebleau rather than Versailles for a change and also getting to know Charles II a lot better. I’ve always rather fancied Charles but now I think I sort of love him. He’s so complicated though – all that Merry Monarch stuff isn’t really all that accurate as he was at heart quite profoundly melancholy (well, depressed really but I’m not one to diagnose the long dead). I also adore how massively excited he was about science and love to imagine what it would be like if he stepped through a magic portal at Whitehall into our time. I expect he would have an absolute ball running around town and getting all overexcited about the advances we have made since his times. He’d be watching operations, visiting the Hadron Collider, bribing NASA to let him fly into space…

    The other thing that really interests me is the relationship between the first cousins, Louis XIV and Charles II – in many ways I am reminded of George V and his cousins, Tsar Nicholas II and Kaiser Wilhelm who were all similar to look at (confusingly so in the case of George and Nicholas) but also at the mercy of forces far greater than bonds of blood or affection. So it was for Louis and Charles and I’m really enjoying finding out more about the dynamic between them.

    I’m also reading a LOT about Marie Adélaïde de Savoie, Duchesse de Bourgogne as my book begins and ends with her. Marie Adélaïde has been one of my favourite historical people since I was a very young girl and it’s been an absolute pleasure to find out more about her.

    I’ve just enjoyed reading the memoirs of Liselotte, the second Duchesse d’Orléans, who was a Protestant princess and the daughter of Elizabeth of Bohemia and therefore also niece of Prince Rupert of the Rhine, great granddaughter of Mary, Queen of Scots and cousin of the Stuart brood including her predecessor as Duchesse, Henrietta Anne. Liselotte doesn’t seem to have liked many people beyond her husband (of whom she gives a surprisingly affectionate account – I particularly liked her description of how his handwriting was so bad that he used to bring his letters to her to ask her what he had just written) and her brother in law, Louis XIV, whom she had the most IMMENSE crush on. The way that she writes about Marie Adélaïde, Madame de Maintenon and all of Louis’ various mistresses and children is quite scathing though and not always in an entertaining way. I’m not sure how trustworthy it is as a resource but it makes an interesting diversion.

    One thing that has amused me in my readings though is a description of the education of the young Duc de Bourgogne (Louis XIV’s grandson who married Marie Adélaïde a few years after her arrival in France and went on to become father of Louis XV) at the hands of the celebrated Fénelon, whose educational ideas were considered extremely radical in the 17th century although they seem very normal to us today.

    Fénelon believed very strongly in regular meal times, not too much arduous learning of facts, no punishment other than being sent to bed early or the removal of treats and a lot of exercise:

    ‘Give children well bound books, even books with gilt edges. Let them have good illustrations and fine printing, and be full of stories and tales of wonder. That done, have no fear that the child will not learn to read. Children love to hear absurd stories; you may see them every day in fits of laughter, or shedding tears at what you tell them. Be sure to use this to good advantage, and when you see that they are in the mood to listen, tell them some short, pretty tale. Choose animal fables that are innocent and well contrived. Narrate them quite simply and explain the moral.’ — Fénelon.

    The royal princes diet was a pretty austere one compared to that carefully and lovingly planned for Marie Adélaïde by Madame de Maintenon and which I will save for another day:

    Breakfast – dry bread and water.

    Dinner – Boiled beef three times a week or stewed chicken or pheasant accompanied by a lot of bread and two glasses of a light burgundy, beer or cider.

    Afternoon tea – dry bread or biscuits with water.

    Supper – Stewed mutton or veal with a game or chicken dish and a marzipan cake or candied orange.

    They had four hours of lessons every day – learning only Latin alongside their own French (other languages were considered unnecessary for a prince of France who etiquette decreed should only ever be addressed in French or Latin); maths wasn’t much bothered with because princes didn’t have to do sums (to the annoyance of Bourgogne, who loved it) and creative writing and playing musical instruments was expressly forbidden as it would ‘bring them into competition with ordinary mortals, a most undesirable event for princes who must always excel‘ — Lucy Norton.

    What they did learn was a lot of Latin, religious instruction, geography and history alongside lessons in statesmanship and the command of armies. The Duc de Bourgogne, we are told, developed a passionate love of his grandfather’s musketeers when he was a little boy and as a sixth birthday treat, Louis XIV ‘enrolled’ the little boy with the regiment and gave him a miniature uniform and pony. Lucy Norton writes that ‘If the King… designed to dampen the child’s ardour… he was never more mistaken. The little duke threw himself into learning his drill with such passionate eagerness, and to such good effect, that when, on a pouring wet day, in June 1689, the King reviewed his musketeers in the great courtyard of Versailles, there was his little grandson, present and correct, mounted on his miniature black charger, on the foremost rank…

    Ah, I love that story. I’ll have to write that one into the book!

    Minette is still the heart of the story though and I’m learning so much about her now, mainly thanks to her letters but also by reading more contemporary accounts. I love this portrait of her – Louis XIV’s favourite colour was a flame, almost orangey red and you often see it in portraits of the people close to him.

    I’d better get back to it although I’m so excited by this project that I appear to be having thoughts about writing a follow up book set in the seventeenth century France as soon as I’ve finished.

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