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Young Elizabeth: The Making of our Queen

29 May

I’m not really caught up in the Jubilee excitement yet, which is a bit peculiar as I usually love that sort of thing. I’ve started eyeing up Jubilee mugs, tins and tea towels though so perhaps it’s just about to hit me and we’ll be buried beneath a landslide of commemorative ware by the end of the week.

One thing that I have bought is the latest Kate Williams book about the Queen, which like her earlier book Becoming Queen about the young Queen Victoria, focusses on the early life of Elizabeth II, arguing that it is the upbringing and youth of a monarch that determines what sort of ruler they will be become. I’m not sure that this is entirely true but it’s a nice theory and gives us an excuse for a really detailed look at the often ignored or skated over formative years of queenly figures.

Young Elizabeth: The Making of our Queen is, not entirely unexpectedly, an engrossing read and carries the reader from the childhood of the Queen’s awkward father Bertie through her childhood as the adored pet of the usually formidable George V and Queen Mary, on through her adolescence during the Second World War and then romance with the dashing naval officer Prince Philip to her glorious Coronation in 1953, giving us a potted social history of the country along the way from the often rather limited point of view of the Royal Family. It’s a fascinating tale of unrequited love, badly behaved Kings, revolution, war and dogs and although academic enough not to feel patronising, is also on the right side of gossipy so you don’t feel sullied by reading it. Don’t you find that you feel a bit grubby after reading some biographies of the Royal Family?

This isn’t whitewashed though – the pre-marital romantic interludes of both George VI and Prince Philip are dealt with in a matter of fact way and the relationship of Edward VIII and Wallis Simpson isn’t romanticised at all, with Wallis coming across as a rather nasty piece of work in this book. What is really touching though is the way that Williams discusses the romance of Princess Margaret and Peter Townsend – how very sad it must have been. There’s a mention too of Margaret creeping through the side doors of Buckingham Palace that made me laugh as my grandfather used to do guard duty there and at Clarence House and saw Elizabeth, Philip and Margaret all the time. He apparently saw Princess Margaret fall drunkenly out of a taxi on at least one occasion. She was superb.

Other anecdotes that I really enjoyed included the abdicated Edward VIII sitting by the radio listening to his brother’s Coronation in his place while calmly knitting a blue jumper for his Wallis; Prince Philip taking to the sofa at Treetops in despair when he heard the news of his wife’s accession to the throne and draping a copy of the Times over his face and Queen Mary’s unhappiness at having to return to London to ‘be Queen Mary again’ after her time in the countryside during World War Two. There are snippets like this all through the book, some of which are well known but others that were fairly new to me.

Above all though this book really brings to life the character of Elizabeth the young Queen and paints a touching and vivid picture of a serious, rather shy, good humoured and above all dutiful girl who adored animals and her family and felt betrayal (particularly that of her once favourite uncle David and then former governess Crawfie) very very keenly. Her careful and rather infantilising upbringing was a stark contrast to that enjoyed by her grandchildren now – her parents didn’t want her to appear too ‘intellectual’ (the opportunity to have an honorary degree from Cambridge was turned down as they didn’t want people to perceive her as a bit of a bluestocking) so her education was surprisingly rudimentary all things considered. She also shared a room with Princess Margaret and wore matching clothes until well into her teens and at an age when she ought to have been enjoying coming out balls was still considered part of the nursery.

I think this is underlined by the fact that she was fourteen when she made her famous address to the children of the Commonwealth in 1940, but sounds much much younger. ‘We know, everyone of us, that in the end all will be well; for God will care for us and give us victory and peace. And when peace comes, remember it will be for us, the children of today, to make the world of tomorrow a better and happier place. My sister is by my side and we are both going to say goodnight to you. Come on, Margaret. Goodnight, children. Goodnight, and good luck to you all.

Oh man, that makes me cry every time. I’m actually sitting here with a little tear snaking down my cheek. I can’t even begin to imagine how people at the time must have felt to hear that. When US soldiers came to the UK during the war they were instructed that under no circumstances whatsoever should they EVER say anything critical about the King, Queen and Princesses. Times have changed and not always for the best, but it can be hard in these cynical times to recall that there was a point when we absolutely and fervently adored our Royal Family. It’s amazing that when Elizabeth got engaged to Prince Philip, several thousand young women, many of whom were also brides to be, sent her some of their precious clothing rations to put towards her dress. They all had to be returned as transferring rations was illegal but even so, would we do that today? I’d like to think that we would.

I also love that amongst the couple’s splendid wedding gifts there was two burnt pieces of toast sent by a pair of sisters who burned their precious bread ration as they were so excited by the news of the royal engagement being announced on the radio and promptly sent the burned pieces with their congratulations to the palace.

Anyway, I definitely recommend this book to anyone interested in the Queen and in particular her youth. It’s a great read.

One thing I will say though is that I read it on Kindle (downloaded from Amazon) and was really annoyed by how badly edited it was – it felt at times as if the Kindle version had been put together before any editing had even happened as there were occasional words, sentences and even, I believe, entire passages completely missing so I had to keep rereading paragraphs to try and make sense of them. There was also some pretty dodgy grammar – I know I take liberties here but you don’t pay to read this and I do most of it deliberately. I don’t blame the author at all for any of this but feel that her publisher has let her down a bit.

However, all this aside, I’d definitely still recommend this book.

Young Elizabeth the Making of Our Queen

Wallis – Rebecca Dean

22 May

As regular readers of this blog will perhaps recall I absolutely loved Rebecca Dean’s book The Golden Prince but was rather less keen on Palace Circle, despite really wanting to love it. I’m pleased to say though that her latest novel Wallis, which is a sort of follow up to The Golden Prince is a smasher and I pretty much gobbled it up.

Rebecca Dean was onto a winner though from the outset as Wallis, unsurprisingly as the clue is in the title, tells the story of the early life of Bessie Wallis Warfield and follows her through her really quite painfully unstable upbringing with her ‘flighty’ and impecunious mother; her subsequent abusive and really horrible first marriage to the handsome but really dreadful Win Spencer and then rather un-thrilling second one to nice but slightly dull Ernest Simpson. Now whatever people think about Wallis Simpson, and let’s face it she does tend to polarise opinion somewhat, one thing is for sure – she remains perennially fascinating and this novel brings her to life superbly.

As I’ve mentioned here before, I’m never sure what I think of Wallis but became much more sympathetic to her after reading Anne Sebba’s book That Woman, although I didn’t agree with some of the medical and psychological assessments that were made within its pages. I am very pleased therefore that Rebecca Dean’s novel also portrays a very sympathetic and likeable Wallis that I think is fairly true to life. She’s not perfect by any means but definitely not the ruthless, hard hearted socialite of popular imagining. What comes across is a courageous, fun loving, warm hearted, vibrant but also desperately insecure and rather snobbish young woman who hides her battered heart beneath a brittle veneer of chatter and bold faced bravado. I rather loved her.

The main crux of the book is an imagined friendship between Wallis and a fictional Duke’s daughter, Pamela who for some unknown reason is living in Baltimore. The girls remain best friends through childhood and adolescence before going their separate ways and it is their friendship and the betrayal that temporarily brings it to an end that is the main catalyst of everything that happens within the novel. I found this a bit disconcerting as the fascinating Pamela is a fictional character but it works really well and I’m guessing she is based on a composite of real people. If you like your historical fiction to strictly adhere to the facts then you may find Pamela and her husband highly annoying distractions. I liked them though and hope they get their own novel or that they feature in a follow up to Wallis, which I hope is forthcoming as it ended all too soon for me.

I also really liked that the fabulous Houghton sisters who were the stars of The Golden Prince featured in this book so I could catch up with them all again. I do love it when writers do this – it’s always a thrill when Heyer’s characters pop up in her other books, although I lament that her allegedly planned Lord Wrotham novel never happened.

Anyway, yes, if you are fascinated even slightly by Wallis Simpson or have a thing for the glitz and glamour of the early 19th century then I’d definitely recommend Wallis. I’ve now moved on to Kate Williams’ new biography Young Elizabeth: The Making of our Queen, which will no doubt talk about Wallis from an entirely different perspective and probably make me cross with her all over again…

Further reading:

Wallis

The Golden Prince

Palace Circle

That Woman: The Life of Wallis Simpson, Duchess of Windsor

Young Elizabeth: The Making of our Queen

The Gin Lane Gazette

21 May

Unbound is a really intriguing concept whereby writers can pitch projects to the public and amass paying supporters to fund it. This is a really great throwback to the days when wealthy subscribers would fund books, although nowadays you don’t have to be wealthy as Unbound support starts at £10 and goes up to £1,000, with the supporters getting increased amounts of benefits in return for their cash.

I’m really excited that one of the current Unbound projects is Ade Teal’s raucous, colourful and florid GIN LANE GAZETTE, about which he says: ‘Many of us think of the ill-behaved celebrity and the tabloid splash as inventions of the modern world, but the antics of Premiership footballers and C-list soap stars are as nothing when set alongside the peccadilloes and hell-raising of 18th-century celebs.

The first flowering of the great age of newspapers and caricature gave us boozy Prime Ministers and party leaders who settled their political differences with duels in Hyde Park (when they weren’t gambling, or writing essays about farting); peers of the realm who sat the unburied corpses of their cherished mistresses at their dinner tables; entertainers who rode horses standing upright in the saddle, while wearing a mask of bees; and celebrity courtesans who ate 1,000-guinea banknotes stuffed into sandwiches, simply to make a point. Before it was dashed from their lips by the Victorian party-poopers, our Georgian forebears drank deep from the cup of life.

The GIN LANE GAZETTE will be a compendium of illustrated ‘best bits’ from a fictional newspaper of the latter 1700s. It will contain some of the most sensational headlines and true stories of the period. The presses will be presided over by inky-fingered hack Mr. Nathaniel Crowquill, the editor and proprietor, whose premises are located in Hogarth’s chaotic Gin Lane, and who has devoted fifty years to sniffing out scandal and intrigue. His drunken acolyte, Mr. Jakes, supplies merciless caricatures and engravings for every page. Sports reports, obituaries, fashion news, courtesans of the month, book reviews, and advertisements for bizarre – and often alarming – goods, services and entertainments will also feature in a riotous mélange of metropolitan mayhem.

Sounds brilliant, doesn’t it?

I was lucky enough to be given the opportunity to interview the very charming Mr Teal about his work, inspiring Georgians, tattooed buttocks, The Baboon Incident and snogging Kitty Fisher for this here blog…

1. What first sparked your interest in the 18th century?

I saw one of the many Hollywood versions of the mutiny on the Bounty story in the early 1990s, and became vaguely curious about how much the historical reality differed from the cinematic myth-making. I became hooked on the Bounty very quickly, and was increasingly frustrated by the lack of a contemporary portrait of the chief mutineer, Fletcher Christian, so I spent three years researching family resemblance in portraits of his closest relations, finding physical descriptions of the chap, and studying hairstyles and unifoms of the period. I hired an anatomically-trained portraitist to paint a likeness based on all this, and it ended up in a biography by Fletcher’s direct descendant, Glynn Christian. You’ll see it crop up in articles and documentaries now and again. This was my slightly odd route into the 1700s.

2. Are you planning any more books similar to GIN LANE in the future?

Yes. Kind of. There is talk of a collaboration, with an eminent historian of the more depraved aspects of the Georgian period, about which I can say NOTHING.

3. That sounds intriguing but I won’t pester for more information! Who is your favourite Georgian?

Charles James Fox. He is the 18th century made flesh. He drank, gambled away an absolute fortune, womanised, shared mistresses with the Prince of Wales, married a courtesan in secret for love, and fought a duel with a political opponent. Ed Miliband – take note.

4. Ah, I love Charles James Fox too. If you could actually go back to Georgian times – would you?

If it were for a limited period – six months, say – then yes. If I found myself requiring any sort of medical assistance, I think I’d be looking for the escape button next to the time-portal pretty damned quickly.

5. Kitty Fisher, Georgiana of Devonshire and Perdita Robinson – which one would you snog/marry/avoid?

Snog Kitty Fisher, because she was a good laugh, by all accounts. Marry Perdita, because she was beautiful beyond words, intelligent, bookish, and her heart was in the right place, I think. Avoid Georgiana – she’s trouble, that one. I enjoyed Foreman’s biography, but I didn’t warm to her as a character one iota. A spoilt madam.

6. Oh, Kitty Fisher! Who WOULDN’T?! Anyway, who would win in a fight between the cast of The Only Way Is Essex and the members of the Hellfire Club?

Probably the TOWIE folk. Dashwood’s boys would make a good fist of it, but they’d be let down by the Earl of Sandwich. He was a big girl’s blouse. He’s involved in a baboon incident in the Gin Lane Gazette, which is very revealing.

7. There’s a wonderfully Rowlandson like quality to your work – a kind of florid raucousness and irreverence. Has he always been an inspiration to your drawing?

My main inspiration is Gillray. He was outstanding. He invented the modern political caricature almost single-handedly, and we haven’t really moved on as cartoonists since. He was merciless and hated everybody. Someone once described him as ‘a caterpillar on the leaf of reputation’.

8. If you could go back in time, not just to the 18th century, and draw anyone at all – who would you pick and why?

Fletcher Christian (see above). I’d want to see how close we got to a true likeness. He had tattooed buttocks, incidentally. I wouldn’t be too fussed about sketching those, though, to be honest.

9. What is your absolute favourite tale of scandal, woe and posh doom from the Georgian period?

The one I always tell when I’m explaining the book is about Juliana Popjoy, mistress to Master of Ceremonies at Bath, Beau Nash, who was so distraught when he died that she lived for the rest of her days in a hollowed-out tree. Everything in the 1700s was done with commitment and panache. We always see headlines on the cover of glossies where a C-list celeb ‘Tells Of Her Pain’. However much pain they claim to be in, they don’t go and live in a tree. Juliana was known in Bath as ‘Betty Besom’, because she used to gallop about on a horse which she propelled with a many-thonged, besom-like whip.

10. Crikey. Can you imagine the Daily Mail if Jennifer Aniston had gone to live in a tree after being ditched by Brad Pitt? Lawks! Anyway, are you going to dress up for the launch party?

Yes. No. Maybe. We might make it ‘fancy dress optional’. I’m hoping two lady Twitter chums, starting a 1700s-themed business, are going to turn up in all their Georgian finery. Watch this space.

Thanks so much Ade for your entertaining answers! I honestly CANNOT WAIT to find out what happened with the Earl of Sandwich and the baboon.

You can find out more about the GIN LANE project and also lend your support here. It starts from £10, which will get your name in the back of the book, access to the virtual ‘author’s shed’ and an e-book edition of the completed work. A £20 pledge will get you all this and a hardcover copy and so on. I’m SERIOUSLY MIFFED that I can’t afford the £250 pledge, which entails a GEORGIAN PUB CRAWL, tickets to the launch party where Ade Teal may or may not be dressed up in Georgian finery and a caricature of myself as a Georgian aristocrat. A GEORGIAN PUB CRAWL. Wow.

Thanks again to Ade and GOOD LUCK with the book!

I’m forever blowing bubbles…

19 May

I didn’t do very well at sticking to Book Review Sunday so instead I am introducing Weekly Roundup At Some Point Over The Weekend or something. I’ll have to think of a more snappy title by the end of this post, won’t I?

Anyway, I used to really enjoy writing about the various things that I’d got up to during the week and lots of you seemed to like reading about it for whatever reason so I am BRINGING IT BACK. I know, I’m so good to you.

Anyway, the lovely photo montage above shows you some of what I’ve been up to this week besides seeing the family team West Ham getting back into the Premier League. I’m ECSTATIC about this and am determined to get to Upton Park for a match next season. I mean it! My family have been Hammers fans since way back when – in fact, when my great grandmother died, the team sent a wreath to her funeral.

Anyway, what are all those pictures, I hear you cry. Well, I’ll tell you now from the top left to bottom right.

1. My spanky new ‘peacock glitter’ star hairband from Janine Basil. I’m in love with it and can’t wait to wear it to the pub in Whitechapel with my friends next weekend!

2. I couldn’t resist this acrylic ‘GOTH’ necklace. I know that I keep saying that I’m not a goth but as all members of Goth Club know, the first rule of Goth Club is ‘DENIAL’. We don’t like to talk about the second rule…

3. My current reading – my old copy of The Winter Queen by Carola Oman. This is essential reading for all fans of the Palatine family.

4. My hair at the moment. It needs re-doing.

5. My new Doctor Martens Darcie boots. I haven’t bought myself a pair of Docs since my teens when I used to get them for a tenner a pair from a shop in Colchester so this was a bit exciting! I’m in LOVE.

6. The Seven Year Old at Krispy Kreme. He looks pretty happy!

7. My new Irregular Choice shoes. How pretty?!

8. I am struggling with a bit of an addiction to Illamasqua make up at the moment. This week’s booty was bright pinky red lipsticks in Salacious and Drench as well as an Android pigment. I also succumbed to NARS Strada eyeshadow and Funny Face lipstick.

9. Not so saucy Jack. I finally transformed our spare room into my office and this picture takes pride of place along with a map of Whitechapel in 1890s and a LOT of books and pretty whimsy.

10. More pictures from my office – a print of Marie Antoinette and a photograph of me taken in Whitby many years ago. Yes, that’s me. Look how long my hair was!

11. My beloved Thali Cafe tiffin! My grandfather bought me this for my last birthday and it’s one of my most prized possessions – basically I send my husband out to the local Thali Cafe branch with this and they fill it up with different curries and enough rice for two for about £8. I think it’s ace and pity anyone who doesn’t have one.

12. Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows came out this week. Hurray! My husband bought me the blu-ray as he knows I love watching film commentaries. I used to feel embarrassed about that but lots of people do, don’t they?

I’ve spent the week writing like a demon, which is fun for no one as it makes me grumpy. I’m on an extended and possibly permanent sabbatical from my day job while I finish this book and it’s taking some getting used to.

I’ve been reading a fair amount too – as well as Bring up the Bodies, I also read Dracula in Love by Karen Essex last week, which was really good and really spun the whole Dracula story around on its head leaving the reader initially uncertain about who the villains and heroes of the piece actually are. It’s very goth and dark and sensual although I think I did it a mild disservice by reading it when the weather was sunny – it’s really a book to be savoured on rainy windswept autumn and winter nights.

I also completely adored this guest post on the awesome Bad Reputation blog, where the writer decided which five women from history she would rescue and bring to the modern day if she had a time machine to whisk them away in. I loved this idea SO MUCH.

You should all check Bad Rep out anyway to be honest. It’s funny as I have been secretly reading and admiring it for ages and ages but dared not say anything as the editor used to go out with one of my ex boyfriends and I was under the impression that she hated my guts. However! This turned out to be a pack of nonsense and we are BLOCK CAPITAL, THOMAS CROMWELL AND GLITTER LOVING BUDDIES now and EVERYTHING. Oh yes.

I think that it’s all I have to say about this week to be honest so I will leave you with what appears to be the week’s most played song on my iTunes account and scamper off to weep over this chapter.

I know I’ve posted Before I’m Dead by Kidney Thieves before but I love it so you’ll have to put up with it again. I also love this peculiar fan made video. It works quite well, doesn’t it? There’s not enough Stuart Townsend as Lestat though for my taste. Is there EVER though?

I didn’t manage to think of a good title so I’m just going to go with my current ear worm. COME ON YOU HAMMERS.

Bring up the Bodies review

11 May

“There is a time to stand on your dignity, but there is a time to abandon it in the interests of your safety. There is a time to smirk behind the hand of cards you have drawn, and there is a time to throw down your purse on the table and say, ‘Thomas Cromwell, you win.’”

Well, it took just over a day but I now return having finished Bring up the Bodies. I’m still crying actually – the last line just made me howl and I’m not even sure why. I think it might just have been released tension as the last part of the book, which covers the condemnation and execution of Anne Boleyn was jaw droppingly tense and had me literally holding my breath in shock as I read it.

This is, without a doubt, one of the most incredible books I have ever read. Long term readers of this blog will know all about my passionate adoration of Wolf Hall and I would say that its sequel, Bring up the Bodies somehow contrives to be even better. It’s as if Hilary Mantel has taken all the grandiose, fanciful and essentially beautiful conceits of language that made Wolf Hall such a joy to read and took them even further, creating a dazzling vision of the Tudor court – venal, lustful and gorgeously opulent in the extreme.

Thomas Cromwell, that most unlikely of heroes, is the star of the show though, and here he is revealed to be even more crafty, intelligent, jocular, likeable and, above all, humane. He is so overbrimming with humanity in fact that he began to seem more real, more life like than actual people I know. ‘I know Thomas Cromwell better than I know my own husband,’ I thought at one point. ‘Or do I?’ I still love him though. Thomas Cromwell, I mean. He’s no angel and, let’s face it, we all know that he had a face that only a mother could love but I still would. Oh crikey yes. As with Wolf Hall, I found myself having daydreams about time slippy wish fulfilment in which I slide into the pages and find myself in Austin Friars. ‘Marry me, Thomas Cromwell!’ I’d say as he examined my iPhone with keen interest and perhaps a little bit of panic. ‘I don’t care about your squashed face, your sausage fingers and your dubious past! Teach me how to swear like a sixteenth century Londoner and then arrange my face before I meet the king. So long as you don’t mind the fact that I have pink hair and talk with a funny accent.’

Ahem. I’ve given rather too much thought to this.

Bring up the Bodies is a much more compact novel than Wolf Hall but it still manages to cover a lot of ground as it examines the events surrounding the sudden and devastating fall of Anne Boleyn. I read it at a gallop and loved every minute of this but it is also a book to savour, to allow to unfold. You don’t necessarily need to have read Wolf Hall either to enjoy this as I think it could stand very well on its own two feet, however I think your enjoyment would be increased if you read both in order as the subtle seeds of what will come are all sown in the first book. Also, I’d hate anyone to miss out on the joy that is Wolsey in all his glory or the budding peculiarity between Cromwell and the breathlessly skittish Mary Boleyn.

As with Wolf Hall, this has an immense cast of characters but each is so distinctly and lovingly drawn that you won’t have trouble telling them apart. You’ll find no cardboard cutout Tudor courtiers here, no two dimensional snivelling toadies in silk doublets. This I think is one of Hilary Mantel’s many gifts as a writer – the ability to give every single character, no matter how obscure, flesh, to reveal the skull beneath the skin.

I don’t think this is a book for the Anne Boleyn fan girls out there to be honest. As in Wolf Hall, she is portrayed as a heartless schemer who will stop at nothing to get her own way, a screeching, shrill, petulant woman who inspires the men around her with fear and uncomfortable lust. I won’t give away the conclusions, ambiguously drawn but I think still clear, that Mantel and by extension Cromwell make about Anne’s much discussed guilt but her trial and execution made me shiver in horror even though I was all out of sympathy with her by the time the blow falls.

Jane Seymour is the surprise here, I think. I’ve never really rated her very much but I like Hilary Mantel’s version – a pale, silent but rather prosaic girl given to surprisingly disconcerting pronouncements. I look forward to reading more about her in the third and last book of the trilogy. I’m also very much looking forward to Mantel’s take on poor little Catherine Howard.

In summary, this is a glorious book, possibly the best I have ever read alongside A Place of Greater Safety and Wolf Hall, that plunges the reader headlong into the murky, fast moving waters of Henry VIII’s court and creates a world, dangerous and terrifying though it may be, that I just didn’t want to leave. An astonishing and brave work. I’m now desperate for the last part, although I know I’m going to fall apart at the end.

Bring up the Bodies

Bring up the Bodies is OUT (at last!)

10 May

At last, my long ago pre-ordered copy of Bring up the Bodies has hit my Kindle and I’m going to stay up for a couple of hours to get stuck in. I honestly cannot wait to read this book.

I’m so tragic though – my husband sent me for a nap earlier on so that I could get up just before midnight and get a few hours reading in before crashing again. Imagine my rage when it got to midnight and the book failed to magically manifest! I’d say though that on the whole this is one of the very best things about owning a Kindle – you don’t have to wait for that hot brand new release to fall into your mitts!

Mind you, I really wish the big booksellers had taken a leaf out of the Harry Potter excitement and opened up at midnight so that the legions of Wolf Hall fans could get their hands on the sequel! I’d be totally up for queueing up in full on Tudor costume!

Anyway, I’ve just wasted a couple of minutes of PRECIOUS READING TIME so I’ll be off. Anyone else about to start reading? Are you hoping the postman will bring your copy in the morning? I’ll be back with a review just as soon as I’ve finished!

Ah, Thomas Cromwell, how I’ve missed you…

Phew, I did it! Ten thousand book sales.

9 May

I’ve been quiet, haven’t I? I wish I had an excuse but I don’t really – I’ve just been busy working on my fourth novel, which is going very well indeed, thanks for asking! The young Louis XIV just EXUDES sexiness. Sorry, but he does. Every scene that he turns up in just CRACKLES. Phew. It’s really taking it out of me.

In other news though:

I’VE SOLD MY TEN THOUSANDTH BOOK!

Yes, that’s right. Ten thousand of my books are languishing on Kindles ALL OVER THE WORLD. Unless they’ve been deleted or something. But hey, let’s be optimistic here, there’s probably ten thousand of them OUT THERE RIGHT NOW. TEN THOUSAND PIECES OF MY MIND. Wow.

It’s a bit creepy really.

I know that ten thousand book sales is PIFFLE to most of you, but to me this is a Big Deal because I didn’t expect to sell ANY books. Actually, that’s not true – I expected my husband and maybe four or five of my friends to buy copies. Not the friend who said ‘I won’t buy a copy until someone says it’s any good’. No, not that one. Some other friends though. Thank you to them and er the thousands of other people who bought at least one as well. Seriously, thank you. I think you are all amazing.

What am I doing to celebrate, I hear you cry. Well…

Yup, working on the next chapter, which as you can see involves Prince Rupert, Elizabeth of Bohemia, Paris and um snow.

I’m also counting down the hours until midnight when Hilary Mantel’s Bring Up The Bodies will hopefully be hitting my Kindle. I’m planning to start reading straight away and at once. Oh man, I can’t wait.

Actually, what you really want to know is the HOW and WHY, isn’t it? I’ve covered the basics of Kindle publishing here and can’t really think of much to add to be honest other than to gently implore my fellow self published writers to outsource editing and illustration, DON’T OVERPRICE, think about your online reputation before you get all snarky in public forums, quit the automatic daily spamming of your book links on Twitter, PLEASE GOD NO MORE AUTO DMS about your books to people who follow you and have fun.

High fives all round, I think.

My books:

The Secret Diary of a Princess: a novel of Marie Antoinette

Before the Storm

Blood Sisters

The Rose Garden – Susanna Kearsley

1 May

I know that I said my book reviews were going to go up on Sundays but I was recovering from a seventh birthday party last Sunday and didn’t really feel able to do anything much other than weep, trip over Moshlings and cram left over chocolate fingers into my face.

However! That was then and this is NOW.

Regular readers of this blog may recall that although I really loved Susanna Kearsley’s The Winter Sea (aka Sophia’s Secret. I do wish they’d leave titles alone – do US and UK readers REALLY need different titles?), I wasn’t quite as taken with Mariana because of the ending and also all the explaining about reincarnation. I have NOTHING against the concept of reincarnation or indeed against the concept of having things explained but there seemed like an awful lot of it, which I ultimately ended up skipping just to get to the actual story again.

However, I read Susanna Kearsley’s other book, The Rose Garden last week and really loved it. In contrast to The Winter Sea, which had a writer going into weird trances and remembering the experiences of an ancestor and Mariana, which had a woman tramping around the countryside at night as she revisited the experiences of someone she was reincarnated from, The Rose Garden had ACTUAL TIME TRAVEL back to the eighteenth century. I know, right.

I’ll admit, I had some problems with this at first as it seemed a bit fraught with issues such as accusations of witchcraft, prohibitively low hygiene, salmonella and so forth but it was all okay in the end as the eighteenth century hero, Daniel happened to be a very broad minded, well read, scientifically interested sort of guy who accepted the heroine, Eva’s excuse of ‘Hey, sorry that I just manifested in your bedroom but I am inadvertently time travelling’ with very little question. Phew.

He also happened to be a Cornish smuggler. Cor, I know. Now, I don’t know about you but when I think of Cornish smugglers, I think of something like this:

Not this, which is sort of how I imagined Daniel in The Rose Garden to look:

However, it happens to us all. For instance, in my books about the French Revolution, I imagine my hot French revolutionaries to all look like this:

When in fact rather too many of them had a distressing tendency to look like this:

Anyway. I really enjoyed The Rose Garden – there weren’t huge amounts of suspense but I found it to be a bit of a page turner once it got going a bit. The romance was nicely handled too – I mean it was obvious what was going to happen but Kearsley allowed Eva and Daniel to get to know each other first and be gradually drawn to each other rather than, you know, an instant of shedding of clothes and all that malarkey. In fact, even when they DO get together, you don’t get to see ANY clothes shedding, just a lot of tender snogging.

There is NOTHING in this book that couldn’t read aloud to a ninety year old lady with a weak heart. NOTHING.

I’d definitely recommend this one and look forward to the next!

So, time slip books – are you a fan? Which ones do you recommend? I tried Diana Gabaldon’s books a while ago and couldn’t get into them at all.

I find the construction of them very interesting, in that they tend to have themes in common with each other: a focus on a building; a dilemma from the past that can be fixed by a couple getting together in the present; the heroine being at a crossroads in her life after a traumatic event such as bereavement or divorce; a choice between two men and so on. I’ve also noted that all the time slip books that I’ve read lately have either been written before everyone and their grandmother acquired a mobile phone or have deliberately eschewed such modern technological nonsense, which to my jaded twenty first century eyes makes the ‘modern’ part of these books feel almost as old fashioned as the historical bits.

I also had a fairly uneventful chat on Facebook yesterday with a couple of people who asserted that time slip novels are actually science fiction as opposed to historical fiction. I’m not a fan of science fiction (I find SF books peculiar, too techy and excessively bleak for my tastes) to be honest and will admit that if they were marketed as science fiction, I’d be really put off by that. How about you?

The Rose Garden

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